Has everyone tried the Slogan Generator yet? Here are a few good ones from a few trial runs:
Crack: Run faster, jump higher
Date Rape: Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains
Herpes: It takes a licking but keeps on ticking!
Slavery: Sometimes you've got to break the rules.
Alzheimers: It keeps going, and going and going...
Really, they're almost all winners. Thumbs up all around!